Have you heard that Zack Short is available? Well, he totally is!

As you may have also heard, he crushes lefties and is even better in the clutch. As a bonus, he's a SS-3e19. The downside is that he only has 62 APA and Surprise has other plans for their 35th carded roster spot. I only paid $40K for him and at this point, I'm willing to sell him for less. One way or another, he must go. Make me an offer and I will probably take it!