EGR acquires the much-maligned Christian Walker from SUR for 150k in Astros vouchers sent to season ticket holders to compensate them for their acquisition of Christian Walker.
EGR should hit a lot of HR this year, bu8t they will all be solo shots
Eric to confirm.
As an Astros season-ticket holder, we approve of this transaction. We will be filing to dismiss our pending lawsuit for emotional damages.
Confirmed! This is where I typically share some kind words for the departing player, but good riddance to this dude!
