Hey, I finally made a midseason deal! Just for the heck of it, Deadwood added Kevin Kiermaier and "Mike Vasil" from Williamstown in exchange for Gavin Lux and Dominic Fletcher. I'm sure KK will be the key to bringing a championship to Deadwood. Best wishes to the departing dudes. All 4 players involved were mysteriously rerouted through Rome in an epic travel snafu that also included a bizarre layover in East Greenwich.
The East Greenwich Bureau of Tourism is starting to regret its "See Bizarre East Greenwich!" ad campaign but would like to point out that the peak pollen season in southern New Jersey is probably almost over.
