Desperate to slake their unquenchable thirst for fresh blood and open roster spots, Austin has sold two of their used prospects to Salem for the incredible bargain price of $47K in shattered dreams.
Heading out of town on a rail are Walter "The Vanilla Missile AKA The Dead Mouse" Ford and Leonardo "The Eclipse" Bernal. We wish them all the best in their future endeavors.
All I know is that with the confluence of a comet, an earthquake, and an eclipse, it's time to spend like there is no tomorrow. Which there might not be, so confirmed.
I'm sure my fabulous developmental staff will turn these guys around.
