My Trading Fever is raging out of control at this point, so I'll try another angle as a distraction from desperate dreams of dramatic deals.  If Austin Hedges can find a new home, then maybe there's hope for Shiner's unwanted toys in this time of holiday giving. As you will probably be able to guess after reviewing the list, Shiner would not expect much in return for any of these players. Some spare change or a draft pick would suffice. Can you find it your heart to make the day of an unwanted toy/boy/player?

Carded: Miguel Cabrera (future Hall-of-Famer!), Chance Sisco (unlimited C and still only 26), JaCoby Jones (unlimited OF cratered last season, but maybe just needed to escape Detroit), Rafael Montero (UL reliever has been good before and Astros will give him more chances), Wander Suero (UL reliever was good the past 2 seasons and his numbers aren't so bad, plus he shares a first name with a player you can't get).  

Uncarded: Ronaldo Hernandez (BOS-C), Christian Franklin (CHC-OF), Levi Kelly (ARZ-RHP), Christopher Morel (CHC-IF/OF), Wilderd Patino (ARZ-OF), Alejandro Pie (TB-SS)

Of course, this is just the bargain bin and many others are available for more valuable returns. Bring on the fabulous offers!