The Surprise Zombies made their 1st trade of the offseason by sending OF Brandon Phillips and $200K in bright shiny quarters to San Francisco in exchange for lefty Patrick Corbin. Corbin led the league in hits, which sounds like a good thing, right? Welcome to Surprise! He also continues the long and glorious tradition of playing for both my ARBA teams. Thanks to Brandon for his invaluable contributions to our worst season in 8 years. Best of luck in San Francisco!