Surprise acquired Shawn "The 656K Man" Kelley in a trade and would certainly be happy to keep him around.  I'm a big fan of how he throws both balls and gloves in anger, plus he has a strong beard game.  However, he's a luxury item in the loaded Zombie bullpen, so I would consider trading him for another bat who fits our need.  Specifically, I'm looking for a L or B with a good card vs. RHP.  I'm unlikely to be tempted by anyone who can't outhit Asdrubal Cabrera, unless he can also credibly play 2B and/or 3B.  I don't need full-time PA, but someone with less than 250 probably wouldn't be worth Kelley.  As always, I'm open to making deals more complicated.  So, who has a good bat to sell?  It's been too long since my last deal and I'm feeling a little restless.