So, y'all know that annoying owner who pesters the hell out of you for months over a minor acquisition, bombards multiple email addresses, spams your Facebook and Twitter accounts and generally sucks? 

As Jon will tell you... I'm that owner. 

After dozens of overtures, offers, three Christmas presents, and yes, one carrier pigeon, BRK sends Adam Conley to Rome for Rome's 3rd round pick and $40k