Having tired of uniformly excellent weather and the plethora of fantastic good and drink options in the area, San Jose is officially moving to luxurious Terre Haute, Indiana and becoming the Terre Haute Explosion.

Rumors that the team is simply moving in advance of its GM's move to the 'Haute in late August were strongly denied by management, who instead cited the city's dramatically underserved community of.....um.....prisoners and college students....