Because I'm a crazy dreamer who thrives on abuse, I'm going to throw this out there and see what happens...

Anyway, Surprise brilliantly allowed their 2 RH closers to depart in the auction and failed to adequately replace them.  I'm sure that will inspire many sympathetic tears, so if you have a good RH closer to spare who might want to team up with the great Andrew Miller and battle against the frightening SFE juggernaut that has risen from the ashes...let's talk!  Potential trade bait includes cash, draft picks, prospects, Trevor Cahill (2.74 ERA, 73 AIP, could start for SD next year!), John Axford (3.97 ERA, 73 AIP, has a 2 CL rating), maybe one of my fun backup catchers (Robinson Chirinos or David Ross), unlimited walk machine Colin Walsh, and futility infielder Ivan De Jesus, Jr. 

Okay, that's all for now.  Thanks for your consideration.  I look forward to receiving a deluge of fabulous offers!