Tired of watching their competition have all the fun, Surprise sacrificed part of their future to finally add another infielder. Young flamethrower Jonathan Gray heads to Slough Creek (wherever that is), in exchange for veteran Ben Zobrist and $125K to help support him in the manner to which he has become accustomed.
Kudos to Joe for being his own man instead of bowing to this petty conspiracy. Long live the Zombie reign of terror!
