In a move sure to shake the league to its very foundations, Shiner addressed their need for a long reliever to clean up the many messes expected from the starters.
Shiner sends $100K in silver dollars and a large bucket of gently used balls to East Greenwich in return for Craig Stammen and the EGR #6.
I got a little too excited about pitching in the auction, although I could always DH one of them. They wouldn't be too much worse than Viciedo, at least in terms of OBP.