After showing immediate improvement upon joining the league, Rome's GM was recently overheard saying "my sh!t doesn't get me to the playoffs," and the team has decided to explore blowing it up.

Players that could be available include:

-Troy Tulowitski, Alex Avila, Adam Lind, Jed Lowrie, Josh Willingham, Max Scherzer, Gio Gonzalez, John Lackey, Bartolo Colon, Tyler Clippard and Rafael Soriano.