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Post Info TOPIC: Rome looking to move some spare parts
Mike

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Rome looking to move some spare parts
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Since Shiner seems to be getting aggressive about making some moves, it seemed like a good time to throw this out.

The following players are available at bargin basement prices:

-Matt Albers, RP, 60 IP, and he didn't drink beer in the clubhouse of Redsox games. 

-David Kopp, Dennis Raben, Charlie Culberson, Jake Smolinski, Nick Weglarz, Eugenio Velez and Tanner Bushue

 



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Eric

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That's nice, but what can you tell us about all those other bargain basement players?  Are they beer drinkers?  Or Red Sox?  Inquiring minds want to know!



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Mike

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Many of them enjoy long walks on the beach (upping their OBP's), and holding hands with their signifiant others. Culberson is said to be a particularly adept pillow fighter. David Kopp can allegedly recite the names, birthdays and measurements of every Victoria's Secret model, ever. Weglarz once went 3 full weeks without swinging the bat in a game, deciding that the "hit it" part of little league coaching motto "see it, then hit it" was significantly over rated. 

 

Also: they are available for super cheap. 

 

 

*Some of the above may be partially or fully incorrect. 



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Eric

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Thanks!  That paid off much better than expected.  I almost feel obligated to purchase something now...



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Mike

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My pleasure



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