Schaumburg made a bold move to improve their dubious pitching rotation, adding veteran hurlers Theodore Roosevelt Lilly and Robert Allen Dickey, along with the FTW #3 and #4.  In exchange, Fort Worth receives much younger hurlers Wade LeBlanc, Robbie Ross, and Fabio Martinez-Mesa, along with a staggering $550K in gold bullion and travelers' checks.  

Hey, this team is starting to look relevant!  Too bad Surprise isn't.  

SCH could still use a LF and a closer, if you're inspired to help out.