Well to the league i offered 50k...talk to your boy about the 75k, he should have the email...if he "lost" it I can forward it to you. The email is a fairly easy read too
Please do email it so I can see the date. Just to let you know how much of a jackass you still are we had a deal before you wrote Aaron letting him know how much you desperately needed his waiver picks. Aaron being the nice guy he is, even though you talk **** about his trades every chance you get, wrote me back and asked since I hadn't posted the deal yet could he make the trade with you since you told him you really needed the picks. Me being such a great friend of yours told him not to fall for your typical whining ways. I mean really, your dad is in the league so he should be able to help you out with some more of your wholes. You can compete this year and then he can compete next year when you can't pay your team. You have the Don - JR gameplan working very well. Did Don sit you down and explain how it worked before he left?
Shouldn't have tried to be so cheap on your original post and maybe you would have those picks!
First I would like to apologize to the league for this getting out of hand as we'll take it off line...lol
I would also like to repent for this years wrong doings by listing my faults:
1) I apologize that the teasing done in person and laughed at is taken so seriously over the internet.
2) I apologize for posting my needs and available players on the site this offseason, only to have 4 people respond the entire year...even when I threw Miguel Cabrera out there.
3) Dad, I apologize for burdening your rebuilding team with the likes of Travis Snider, Jason Heyward, and Rick Porcello...I'm sorry you were the only team that would trade for my dead weight. I'm sorry all the times I offered Porcello earlier in the year to other teams looking to upgrade my starting pitching no one was interested. Thank you for trading me your 34 year old pitcher with bi-annual arm trouble for my 21 year old phenom.
4) I apologize for not being able to attend any of the draft festivities and have to do everything by proxy. I have some real *******s in my life right now...if anyone knows how to get Uncle Sam, the Pakinstanies, and the Afghans to work around ARBA I'd appreciate it.
5) I apologize for not having my act together this year, therefore trying to fill what is a half ass team with the cream of the crap in the waiver draft
6) I apologize for emailing trade offers, never to hear a response on said offers, and then later be told I didn't offer enough. I'm sorry that my blanket offers to the league don't always match up with individual email offers I send to people. I'm new to this ok...
7) I apologize for not having a snappy little comeback so as to keep this little "diddy" going.
**I think I apologized for most of my sins here.
And you people thought it was going to get nasty and go a couple more rounds didn't you?
glad we could fit you into the discussion mr. anonymous
It was the details we were taking "off line"....I had to repent to the masses, I didn't want to hide anything
It's a running joke....happens every year...usually involving a trade between the two of them....and sometimes I'm sprinkled in there too.
I think it's funny, travis doesn't (which makes it even funnier)....and Aaron just so happens to be innocent bystander in the middle (usually asking "what just happened here")...usuallly involves Trav calling me creative names, demeaning me, and then enjoying my "lovely" company once or twice a year when head back home.
Both of them are great guys...
Aaron is off doing work in Haiti I believe right now (very admirable)...and Travis is just the turd who will likely be the best man in my wedding if he can ever forgive me for my ARBA jabs and tirades.
I've known Trav 20 years, and he's a sh!t talker for sure
And here you thought this off season was gonna have a quiet ending with the waiver draft.....I'm half way across the world and needed to be amused....so we got the gang together for the 3rd annual "Trade BAIT Festival"
Good thing you stopped it there because my next reply was going to call into question where these posts were coming from...like maybe sexual frustration, which has been present since we graduated from high school all stemming from the "Michelle Tong Incident" (at least that is my opinion as of this very second).
that one never gets old.....that lying &^&$%*%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I get home and visit I'll show you a few pictures I've found of some of our old classmates....including one previously mentioned Michelle Tong.
They are EYE OPENING for sure
**well sexual frustration is a very real possiblity over here.
2000 people, 1800 which are males, no privacy, less than 2% are female officers.....about 2% of that 2% is even recognizable as female....and of course General Order #1 about getting court marshalled if caught. GOD I LOVE MY LIFE
