I'm actually rather serious this time.  It's a pretty big deal.  Having tired of their incumbent SS, who is a young Cuban with a 1st name that begins with Y, Surprise replaced him with another young Cuban that has a similar 1st name.  As for the details...

Surprise acquires Yunel Escobar, Mark Loretta, and FTW#1 from Fort Worth for Jose Lopez, Vicente Padilla, Nick Masset, and Mike Wuertz. 

So much for my strategy of using the Seattle middle infield.  Those of you who need a shortstop should stay tuned for a posting about the now very much available Yuniesky Betancourt.