Needs a lefty! What the Hell do you think I am? Like I was salivating over delivering up gopher balls to Alou. Who wants to pitch in that bandwagon you call a park anyway!
Hey there, Mr. Manager? I been kinda thinkin' since I got here. Seems like this might not be the year to pitch in this division. Maybe you oughta see about tradin' places with KC. That way that Frye kid could play in the same division with his Dad and we might have a better shot at playoff spot. I ain't even sure we can get by that Davenport bunch. Sure looks like there's gonna be lotta balls flyin' outa our park this year.