Looking for the perfect Christmas present for this offseason? Here at Mudville, we have the perfect present for all those hard-to-shop-for people.
For those anglers, we have a nice big Trout. For the kids, you can find Nimmo. For those swordsmen, you can pick up a Lance. Any smokers on your list, how about a Leiter?
Our prices will vary from item to item, but just to be clear none of them will be Free, man. And finally for those who are cringing at my terrible use of puns, we have guys like Garver, Kershaw, and Martinez.