Confirmed! The Austin Aristides Aquino Era only lasted about 30 hours but oh what a glorious time it was. We wish him the best of luck with filling Aaron Judge's giant shoes in Slough Creek.

If you missed out, never fear! Austin still has another spare unlimited OF. Next up is Magneuris Sierra, who actually brings more to the table than an awesome name. Actually allowing him to bat every day is not recommended unless you're tanking, but he will occasionally provide some exciting triples and if he gets on base, look out! His best fit is a pinch runner and defensive replacement with a contender. Just check out these beautiful ratings:

• CF/LF-2(-1)e1
• Speed 17
• Steal *(19-15)
• Jump 2-6,11

Wow! Who wouldn't want that on their bench? Is it too late to tell Tom that the bid was really for Deadwood? 

Although Magneuris is clearly magnificent, I'm not feeling greedy. Austin is just trying to recoup their modest $60K investment, one way or another. Will consider cash, picks, prospects, and alternative players. They can afford to add some cash with Sierra if the offer is appealing enough.