Unsurprisingly, Disney has some very nasty lawyers who have already sent a cease and desist order regarding the proposed Mos Eisley move/rebranding. I didnt really like the name that much anyway, so its just not worth fighting about. So, what now? Thanks for asking!
Our attorneys have recommended sticking with an actual place in the USA this time to reduce risk of litigation. After a few minutes of rigorous research, we found one that also has an attractive pop culture association, fits our idiom, and works as a more subtle Warren Zevon tribute. So were really going to stick with this one. No, we mean it this time.
The former Surprise Zombies aka Mackinac Islanders aka London Werewolves aka London Laddies (dammit!) aka Mos Eisley Villains are now