Continuing their roster purge, Shiner collected $50K from Redwood in exchange for a trio of pitching prospects: Garrett Fulenchek, Jairo Labourt, and Carson Sands. Amazingly, those are their real names. So, I guess each of these guys are only worth 1/24th of a pitcher who is about to have TJ surgery. That's got to hurt a little bit. Will it inspire them to greatness, just to spite me? Only time will tell...
Courtney Hawkins is honestly rather put out that schmucks like that get picked up while he wastes away on the waiver wire. Guess he should've changed his name to Quincy McCrazypants. Hrpmh.