HAR - SJ Trade

Date: Fri Nov 20 12:31 2015

HAR - SJ Trade

Date: Fri Nov 20 19:22 2015

Why are you letting Travis have nice things? It's just cruel to make him get his hopes up again with yet another great team that will inevitably come up just short. Oh, I guess that answers my own question. Never mind. Carry on then.

Date: Sat Nov 21 06:31 2015

Everyone remembers the great run the Buffalo Bills had and Jim Kelly is a Hall of Famer. There is a place for everyone in this world Eric.

#championshiprunneruplivesmatter

Harmony Grove fans will now begin their protests outside of Eric's home and ballpark!

Date: Sat Nov 21 08:35 2015

Travis, I couldn't agree more! I'm just trying to protect you and your fans from more heartbreak. Does anyone really want to be like Buffalo?

I certainly know the pain of losing a World Series. With the ARBA 2015 champion and runner-up yet to be determined (but SUR will be one or the other), here's a quick breakdown of WS records.

Harmony Grove: 0-4

Shiner: 1-2

Laramie/Surprise: 2-3 (0-3 through 18 seasons in Laramie, won 1st year in new city)

So I'm only 3-5 over more seasons than I want to count. On the other hand, Tom has a 6-3 World Series record. What a jerk!

So, you still need to lose one more World Series to catch me. Also, you might want to consider relocating to a new city. How much would your fans protest then?

Date: Tue Nov 24 09:23 2015

Hey! Why are you dragging me into this? I'm not even in the playoffs any more this season! Both my teams are rebuilding now! Leave me out of it!

Eric is the big scary bad guy, remember? Eric! Everybody gang up on Eric! Yeah!