Hello all.  I'm thrilled to announce that I will be taking my talents for eating innings and playing air guitar to lovely Williamsburg!  I would like to express my eternal gratitude to WMB owner Jon Young for demonstrating his blind faith in me by paying $125K to free me from that dark and oppressive Shiner prison.  I won't let you down, Mr. Young!

My old pal Pedro Strop has told me great things about the other wacky guys on that WMB pitching staff and I can't wait to meet everyone and get the season underway.  For all of you out there who may sometimes start to lose hope when the situation seems bleak, just remember the wise words of my idol Steve Perry: Don't stop believin'!!!

As for the haters and ham sandwich aficionados...see you on the field!  Or maybe in a dark alley somewhere, better watch your back just in case...Grimm is everywhere!