Having failed to acquire Lance Berkman's unavailable big bat to join Pujols and Molina, Shiner did the next best thing by adding Little Nicky Punto!  Hey, he drew 2 intentional walks in a WS game the other day.  Shiner will be unstoppable!  We're already printing 2012 ARBA WS tickets even though Shiner is still waiting for the 2011 CLCS to start.

As for the specifics, SHI sends Asher "Woj-Man" Wojciechowski and $100K in moist bills to SPR in exchange for the man, the myth, the legend - Little Nicky Punto.

Even though nothing else is needed to guarantee success, I'm still interested in making more deals, if only more people would return my messages..