Damn. Now I have to go put asterisks on all the season and career records for all the Austin players that appear on the Mitchell report.

Luckily the Rocket only pitched one season in Austin. Think I'll just erase the lot of them and pretend they never existed. So long Chad Allen, Mike Stanton, Randy Velarde, David Segui, Tim Laker, Hal Morris, Chuck Knoblach (I'm shocked, An Aggie?), Greg Zaun, David Justice, Ryan Franklin, Adam Piatt, and Dan Naulty.

Oh, it just dawned on me. If this is the best I can do for a list of potential players that used, no wonder I can't beat High Desert. All those no talented scrubs needed help, but it just wasn't enough.

Do they make draft enhancement drugs? That's what I need.