In what may be an ARBA first, Austin has rolled in the wrecking ball and demolished the old Assassin field (Minute Maid). While our new field is being built for the 2008 season we will be playing our games in the Washington Nationals park. 

Schilling, Carpenter and rest of pitching staff have notifed their agents to start lobbying Assassin management for salary increases. All expect vastly improved stats for the coming year.

Berkman, Bay, Alou and other offensive players have notified management that they are willing to renegotiate their no-trade clauses.