Tragically, the Surprise Zombies have accumulated too many picks in their mad wheeling and dealing. Assuming that at least one roster spot is saved for the waiver draft, there's just no reason for us to draft more than 17 players. However, we currently have 21 picks through the first 7 rounds. I'm sure that you're all wondering: "How can I help Eric to solve this vexing problem?" Thanks for your concern! I'd be glad to explain.
1) Cold hard cash for picks - this is the easy one 2) More complicated pick shuffling - I would still be interested in packaging multiple picks to improve my draft position, with cash potentially added on either end of the deal to balance things out. Further increasing my dominance of the 2nd round (stretching into late 1st and early 3rd) would be particularly attractive.
I'll be on a plane bound for Phoenix very early Saturday morning, so get those fabulous offers in quickly!
Because you care so deeply, I'll share the details on what picks Surprise has now:
Some have suggested that this message was far too long and complicated for anyone to dare make an offer. Thus far, that has been true. Looking back now, I see that my attempt to provide details on our pick collection was a dismal failure. It looked fine before I submitted the post, but obviously went horribly wrong.
